Petition to make snack packages so fucking loUD TO OPEN I SWEAR TO GOD
SOLUTION TO USA/CANADA RIVALRY: CANADA BECOMES PART OF AMERICA AND WE TAKE DOWN EVERYONE AS ONE SUPER COUNTRY
THE US OF EH
but where do we send Bieber
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.
Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.
You still didn’t get it.
you shoulda just said hella.
yall mighta stayed together
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out